What Condition is My Conditioner In?

The round-up of every last bottle of shampoo in the house also turned up a whole lotta little bottles of conditioner. Now, I am one fussy chick when it comes to conditioner. I have stick straight hair. Now, you might me saying to yourself, hey, I have straigth hair, too. Not like mine, sister! I have the stick-est, straight-est hair ever. I am not making this up. Hairdressers marvel at my hair's abolute lack of body. One even said that my hair lacked "movement," to which I replied, "it has movement; it's just vertical." (Further proof: I do not own a brush or carry a comb; once my hair is dry in the morning, gravity keeps it in palce.)

I know that the hotel mini bottles of conditioner will do not the trick, so I justify (rationalize??) my expensive but wonderful conditioner: Pureology.

I won't use anything but Pureology, despite its hefty price tag of about $25 (depending on where I buy it) because I know it works. Without Pureology, I wouldn't be able to get a comb through my hair after washing it. And, gotta say, just a little bit does the trick, so a bottle last a really long time.

So, what to do with those little bottles of non-Pureology conditioner? Use them as shaving cream. Seriously, they work just fine and are perfect for airline travel, when there's no way you're getting a big ol' can of shaving cream on the airplane.